Dear Weekend, Where Are You When I Need You?

Dear Perrier,
Thank you for making pink grapefruit sparkling water.  It's the most delicious sparkling beverage I've ever tried.  Thank you for not polluting your products with caffeine, aspertame, and/or high fructose corn syrup.  Don't discontinue the pink grapefruit flavor, ever.  I mean it.  EVER.  I. Love. It.

Dear Google,
Why is it that everyday I have trouble logging into something?  Two days ago it was gmail, yesterday it was blogger, and now it's gmail again.  Is it too much to ask that all my computer portals work simultaneously?  Yes, that may make me a dork...don't judge.  Fix it already.

Dear Bryce at H204K9,
Thank you for sending me a replacement water bottle because it sucks that mine was stolen.  It saves me so much time trying to track one down in town.  Not only do your products rock, but you are the sweetest.  Doggie kisses from Millie and Kitty.

Dear Cassi,
Why did you elude me once again?  Sure, I'm happy with the color I got today.  But I would have liked to have found you instead.   You mock me with your online swatches.  You taunt me with that perfect coral color and subtle shimmer.  And then you play hard to get.  Are you enjoying being such a tease?

Dear Sara,
You are so sweet and I value our back and forth comments greatly.  I love your blog and this post format.  Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? XOXO
Dear Strange Lonely Man at the coffee shop,
No, I didn't want to talk to you.  Not even a little bit.  I had my headphones on.  I didn't want to be disturbed.  Sure, there was nothing playing.  But you didn't know that.  Headphones mean 'leave me alone please'.  Period.

Dear my future other half,
Hurry up, already.  I'm tired of waiting.  I don't want to be single anymore.  And I am sick of dealing with all of your cheaper immitation stand-ins.  Sometimes even us independent girls need a reliable and permanently available shoulder to lean on.

Dear Letters to Juliet,
This weekend. You and me.  For sure.  I won't take no for an answer.


swatchcat said...

I agree! Pink Grapefruit Perrier is delish!

Beth McC. said...

I love this post! I really feel like I just link your post to mine because thats everything I want to say for tonight!!!

Ces't La Vie said...

oh my good gracious, you just MADE MY DAY :) what a DOLL

i just heart you :)

i am hoping to see Letters to Juliet this weekend too! I'm probably going to end up at Robin Hood though haha


Shayla said...

Pink Grapefruit perrier? Tasty!

Anonymous said...

I love this post! Found you on Trendy Treehouse. I am now a loyal follower! :) Have a great weekend!

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